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Bright direct to bright indirect light (3-6 feet from a south or west window, or right next to an east window. Under a grow light, 6-10 inches away works well); at least 6 hours daily. A south-facing window is ideal. Insufficient light will prevent fruiting.

Tolerates average household humidity (40-50%). As a bromeliad with CAM photosynthesis, it handles drier conditions better than most tropicals.

Slightly acidic, fast-draining mix (pH 4.5-6.5). Use a cactus or orchid mix, or combine 2 parts potting soil, 1 part sand, and 2 parts humus. Excellent drainage is non-negotiable.

Watch for mealybugs, scale, and spider mites. Root rot from overwatering is the most common killer. Leaf tip scorch indicates too much direct sun or low humidity.